Bistrot d’Orsay is a French food place in the big city where you can eat yummy stuff and feel fancy. It’s on a street called Collins and has lights and chairs and pictures and it looks like a movie. You can sit there and go “wow this place is so nice.”

They make food like steak with chips and chicken in sauce and fish soup with a lot of stuff in it. There’s also that sugar fire dessert that you hit with a spoon and it goes crack! so fun. Everything tastes good and looks pretty, like the chef made it with magic hands.

If you don’t like meat or can’t eat gluten, it’s okay, they still give you food so you don’t cry. The people who work there are smiley and bring you food fast.

You can drink wine too if you’re a grown-up. They have French wine and Australian wine, so you can feel extra fancy like “bonjour I drink grape juice for adults.”

You can go there before shows or just to eat and talk. The place smells nice and the food makes your tummy happy and full.

Bistrot d’Orsay is like a French dream but in Melbourne. So go eat there, be happy, and say “merci!” when you leave.