DFO South Wharf is this big place in Melbourne where you can eat so many things your tummy will be like “stop please.” It’s got coffee places, food places, drink places, and other places where you don’t even know what’s going on but it smells nice.

You can sit and eat by the river and pretend you’re fancy, or grab food and run back to shopping ‘cause there’s like, a million stores. There’s burgers, noodles, ice cream, juice, and maybe wings if you look around enough. There’s also coffee everywhere ‘cause adults love coffee more than sleep.

Some places are for sitting, some are for walking, some are for standing awkwardly holding too many bags and a sandwich. You can eat with friends, with your mum, or just by yourself while staring at your phone.

At night they even keep some food open, so you can eat again after buying more shoes. Basically, DFO South Wharf is for hungry people who also like shopping and getting lost but in a fun way.